It's always them... simply just them someone... cough cough missed their normal morning routine of being in their own buildings on the morning of cough cough. on top of this, taking out huge insurance policies in anticipation of cough cough.
I'm Lovin it Shirt features
- cue the its always them music
- promised to you 3000 years ago
- Elastic ribbed collar for shape retention also literally for pleasure
- insurance taken out on them incase the shirt gets demolished via controlled explosion, sorry in case a plane flies into it. - Made from strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric. No microplastics lowering Test, which is important for the wars being fought - Ethically sourced, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality, literally whoever they are ( another jewganisation taking money )
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
